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Posted on 8th Sep at 5:40 PM, with 124,985 notes

clepse:

"i wish i had a british accent"

ah yes, the british accentimage

the singular british accent

That’s why it’s “a” British accent and not “the” British accent. Getting butthurt at this is like getting butthurt at “I need a drink” because egads there are multiple different kinds of drinks.

Posted on 8th Sep at 3:58 PM, with 637,502 notes

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

Funny cuz tru

Posted on 8th Sep at 11:35 AM, with 607 notes
mummyshark:

obscuruslupa:

Just stick your thumb right up the ass!

I owned these, and that’s pretty much exactly what you did.
Additionally, the holes on the back were roughly the size of the wrestlers’ heads, so long before it was ever a thing, kids were making human centipedes out of WWF superstars.

Why did I own these?

mummyshark:

obscuruslupa:

Just stick your thumb right up the ass!

I owned these, and that’s pretty much exactly what you did.

Additionally, the holes on the back were roughly the size of the wrestlers’ heads, so long before it was ever a thing, kids were making human centipedes out of WWF superstars.

Why did I own these?

Posted on 8th Sep at 11:25 AM, with 144 notes

cracked:

Only one country could parody Borat so hard, they outdid it.

6 Ridiculous Unofficial Sequels to Your Favorite Movies

#5. The Anti-Borat Borat Sequel Made in Kazakhstan

In My Brother Borat, an American visits Kazakhstan, meets Borat’s brother Bilo, and discovers that the country is actually pretty cool and, if anything, substantially more mustachioed than Borat led us to believe. And once [filmmaker Erkin Rakishev] has built up some of that goodwill, he burns it all to the ground and pisses on the ashes. Bilo is raped by a donkey, gets pregnant, and the two get married. Take that, Sacha Baron Cohen and your racism! In modern Kazakhstan, men aren’t backwards hillbillies who “fuck donkeys.” No, they get fucked by donkeys, and then start a beautiful life together.

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I would like to watch this film. I wonder why it’s not on netflix.

Posted on 8th Sep at 8:16 AM, with 455 notes
newyorker:

Read about this week’s cover, which honors Saul Steinberg’s centenary.
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newyorker:

Read about this week’s cover, which honors Saul Steinberg’s centenary.

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