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Posted on 17th Sep at 3:34 PM, with 37,132 notes

fuckyeah1990s:

feministmagicalgirl:

oopsygaysy:

bunnyemily:

mahou-mofo:

"Please stop selling shirts carelessly" wtf are they supposed to interview the people buying them like what does this dude want

"She smiled and laughed long enough to make you go away"

In high school I wouldn’t wear band shirts in public because men would stop me on the street and ridicule me for not knowing a certain obscure song by the band or fact about one of the members, like what the actual fuck.

tiny disgusting little man harasses woman he doesn’t know and attempts to shame her for wearing a shirt 

I used to wear t-shirts from the band “Slayer” and like these weird dudes would come up to me all the time and would be like “Slayer!! Woo!” and want to talk to me about “Slayer”, and I’m like “I’ve never even heard one song by Slayer, I just like the shirt.” and then they like get this weird confused look on their face and are like “You should listen to Slayer bro! Woo! Slayer.” and now I don’t even wear my Slayer shirts anymore.

I stopped wearing my Faygo Red Pop shirt because juggalos thought I was into ICP. But really I just love Faygo. Also, I’m a dude.

Posted on 17th Sep at 3:18 PM, with 37,132 notes

fuckyeah1990s:

feministmagicalgirl:

oopsygaysy:

bunnyemily:

mahou-mofo:

"Please stop selling shirts carelessly" wtf are they supposed to interview the people buying them like what does this dude want

"She smiled and laughed long enough to make you go away"

In high school I wouldn’t wear band shirts in public because men would stop me on the street and ridicule me for not knowing a certain obscure song by the band or fact about one of the members, like what the actual fuck.

tiny disgusting little man harasses woman he doesn’t know and attempts to shame her for wearing a shirt 

I used to wear t-shirts from the band “Slayer” and like these weird dudes would come up to me all the time and would be like “Slayer!! Woo!” and want to talk to me about “Slayer”, and I’m like “I’ve never even heard one song by Slayer, I just like the shirt.” and then they like get this weird confused look on their face and are like “You should listen to Slayer bro! Woo! Slayer.” and now I don’t even wear my Slayer shirts anymore.

Nobody thinks it’s kinda weird to wear a shirt for a band you’ve never heard?

Posted on 16th Sep at 9:05 PM, with 864,983 notes

dani-saur:

prokopetz:

You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

Oh my God who are you

Posted on 16th Sep at 2:32 PM, with 20 notes
thesochillnetwork:

True story, this is how I once bought a copy of Scorpion King on iTunes

thesochillnetwork:

True story, this is how I once bought a copy of Scorpion King on iTunes

Posted on 16th Sep at 2:29 PM, with 710,858 notes

sofalcondone:

a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh

Hawt

Posted on 14th Sep at 10:30 PM, with 47,370 notes
dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE
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dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

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